Baby Hairs Intact: Beyonce Edition

I go up for Mrs. Carter unlike anyone else, but get into this article a friend sent me via email that discusses her lace-front wigs. This shit is the ultimate gag reel & that's what? NO SHADE. Enjoy coons!

After years of touring, sweating, combing and curling Beyonce retired her Lacefronts for a more Natural Look for the “I am” Era. Her wigs say they are ready for the change and look foward to getting some much needed rest.

“We went everywhere with her” Her golden yaki states. “We’ve been with her through the No, No, No’s, Crazy In Loves, and the everything else. We are the true surviors. We started out as bobs for Total, and then one day got a call from Mathew Knowles. Are lives were changed forever”

When asked about Beyonce falling on stage in Florida, Curly Jane, her lacefront at the time recounts the events. ” I was horrified. I just had to hold on for dear life as she went down the stairs. Luckily I was glued on tight other wise I would have been all over the place. She got right back up and started swinging me around, I was dizzy for a bit but I recovered”

Whats in their future you ask? The Lacefronts say they would love to work with Rihanna and Amerie.

“We love Rihanna, we’ve been in talks with her, her bangs and her manager about working with her on her next album. We think we can give her more forehead coverage than she’s every received. Everyone is really excited about the project. As for Amerie…well she needs all the help she can get…”

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New Music: Beyonce "Roc"

I was browsing the net when I came across the Star gate produced track "Roc" by Mrs. Carter aka Beyonce Knowles. At first I wasn't enthused hence, the beyonce overkill post I did previously. But, this song is nice. I'm more than certain with the 70 tracks that Beyonce recorded for I Am...Sasha Fierce that this was probably one of the songs that didn't make the final album. I personally adore the track. It's refreshing and contains a nice message about someone being the "roc" in her life. I wonder would that person happen to own ROCawear? Anywho, Below I've posted the link to the song via z-share, Click the link and get yo life!!

http://www.zshare.net/audio/519814951effd9f5/
^Beyonce "Roc"

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Welcome To The Freakshow

Britney is coming to a Circus near you December 2nd!!







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Mr. Robocop

Kanye West For December's Fader Magazine.

For this issue, we’re talking to the people who inspire us, who give us something to talk about every issue. You, of course, do that, but also, by pushing the things we love to the masses, you’ve become almost like an ambassador for us. Yeah, I just think about when Jay-Z would be like, “I do this for my culture, I do this for the hood.” I’m doing it for that. I’m doing it for where I came from being the only dude in my class that dressed in a certain way, and then finding there’s other people who think like me too, they just weren’t in my school. And I think that’s what the FADER kids are made of, people who were different or wanted something better than what was the norm. But I had to come to the realization, it wasn’t just the search for something different, but something better, a better solution. I never forget that. I just don’t want people to think that because I’m big I’m not into the same things I was into that made me big. For y’all to put me on the cover, it’s kinda dope. It feels like I’m on the right path.

Getting back to the idea of purity, you finished this album in three weeks. Are you creating without thinking about it as much now?
Yeah, but when you say don’t think about it... People say, “He’s a pop singer now,” and I’m like, Yes, correct! They’re like, “It sounds like he wrote this in five minutes,” and I’m like, You’re right, it took me five minutes! Is something better if it took five years than if it took five minutes? I feel like all the words are in you, you’re just blocking yourself, you’re blocking your creativity. Society has put up so many boundaries, so many limitations on what’s right and wrong that it’s almost impossible to get a pure thought out. It’s like a little boy, looking at colors, and no one told him what colors are good, before somebody tells you you shouldn’t like pink because that’s for girls. Why would anyone pick blue over pink? Pink is obviously a better color. Everyone’s born confident, and everything’s taken away from you. So many people try to put their personality on someone else. Especially me, they try to suggest what I should do. What I want people to realize at this point is, I don’t give a fuck. That’s why I made this album. I’m using Auto-Tune because I don’t give a fuck. I like the way it sounds. This is the way I’ma put my shit up, this what I like the most. You can’t deny me, you cannot deny Wayne, you cannot deny Pain. T-Pain taught me a lot. He just brought a whole vibe and energy when he came down to Hawaii, he was constantly expressing himself.

Did you have an epiphany about singing on the new album?
I never even thought about it like that, I just thought about what I wanted to hear when I was making music, just like hook after hook after hook after hook after hook. It’s the musical version of an Obama speech.

What do you think about “Swagger Like Us,” along with MIA’s “Paper Planes,” and “Love Lockdown” all hitting people together?
Such a great time. It’s like, Why does that happen? I’m like a vessel, and God has chosen me to be the voice and the connector. I can’t be responsible. I’m good, but I’m not that good. So my job is just to be in the studio and do videos, and I just stand here and let God do the rest. I was super scared and shit, like the MTV joint [the debut performance of “Love Lockdown” at the Video Music Awards], but afterwards it was the best response I got on any performance. People were like, “It’s so good, you did so good,” and I was like, Word? Just being nervous, that’s the childlike shit again. Why put yourself in the situation to be nervous again? You gotta just be confident the rest of your life? I mean, be confident, but I think it’s just a level of adventure and craziness and delusion, delusions of grandeur, like Hey, maybe I can fucking sing! Maybe I can’t, it doesn’t fucking matter, but it’s exciting.


Be an astronaut.
Yeah, it’s fucking exciting. I’m really excited about this album. When I was sitting in the studio in Hawaii and I asked somebody for the number to the hotel and they were like, “808-duh duh duh” because Hawaii’s area code is 808. And we just randomly do the whole album in Hawaii. I’m not trying to be all weirdo, connect the constellations like that, but this shit is too meant to be. Therefore, let’s put it out, okay. It’s kinda good!

Story Peter Macia
Photography Jason Nocito

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Let's Not Call It A Comeback

I'm excited, She's backkkkkkkkk!! Get into Brit's first performance of "Womanizer" via Germany's Bambi Awards. I'm not going to say too much, I'm going to let her work speak.

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Baby Gymnastics

I don't know if this video is real or fake but, I'm high alarmed by what is taking place in the video. For some odd reason this dad takes playing with his baby to another degree when he performs gymnastic inspired moves on his 9 month old baby. This dude should be slapped for his actions. Peep the video and let me know what you think via the comments section.

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The M.A.C Kitty

MAC now has a Hello Kitty Cosmetic line which hits stores Feb 10, 2009. The line which consists of lipsticks, lip conditioners and lipglasses will only be available for 8 weeks. The prices for the products range from $11-$90 and are available at select locations. Jennifer Balbier, senior vice president of product development for MAC Worldwide stated "MAC Hello Kitty embodies the ultimate beauty icon". We'll all have to wait until Feb 10th when the products drop to see how sales do. With the extreme fan base for Hello Kitty, I know sales won't be a problem. I know personally my GG Hailey will be the first one to cope some of the exclusive products when they hit stores on the 10th. Until then get into the picture above of some of the products.

I present the material,
But it's up to you to TIP


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The Infamous Glove

Crafted by? Beyonce's longtime jeweler, Lorraine Schwartz.
Made of? Titanium!
Known as? Roboglove or The Gling
Other key facts on The Gling:

• Schwartz had her artisans working day and night on the piece, laboring 24 hours a day until it was complete.
• It fits literally like a glove. Beyonce's entire upper arm was cast in wax so that the titanium piece would wrap perfectly.
• It's actually several pieces, including a ring, a glove and a separate component that covers the upper arm. It can be worn all together or separately.
• It looks heavier than it is. Titanium is about 45 percent lighter than steel.
• The glove was Beyonce's concept all the way, I am told--a "superpower" hand to complement the singer's new Sasha Fierce ego.

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The Dynamic Duo

I want that Jay-Z/Beyonce type love. The kind of love that includes court side seats at the Knicks versus Cavaliers game. I get newlywed tease still, I'm not mad though. Live it up Carters.






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Talk About A Feast

808's and Heartbreak = classic. Below I've posted his performance and interview from The Conan O' Brien show. Get into Mr. West; he's making a historic mark on the industry.



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Happy Thanksgiving

As we all recover from a great dinner with family and friends, we here at You[gOt]Tea would like to wish everyone a happy and safe Thanksgiving. We will return after the holiday with all new tEa for you to sip on!!

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*New* Jack Da Rippa - "Baby Mama"

The "Queen Of The Souf" herself, Jacki-O is back on the scene with a new cut entitled "Baby Mama" off a rumored upcoming LP. Dripping wet with sexual innuendo and that big bass only a hoodrat from Duval, Fl could love..I think the south has another underground hit.

"I WANNA TATTOO YA NAME .. ALL OVA MY BODYYY ...SHOW EVERYBODY IM YO GURL I WANNA BE YO BABY MAMA"

MAN DOWN!!


-Santina

Let The Hyperventilating Begin

Today is the day that all Oprah-fanatics look forward to all year long. Today Mother Oprah herself will reveal her Favorite Things with a budget friendly twist. Now you may be thinking why is this such a big deal, well as a proud Oprah fanatic, I can tell you that not only does O pick great things that I probably will never be able to afford or use; this show is the most comedic episode of the year. Seeing a bunch of middle aged white women lose their minds for free crap that they can't possible have use for is the funniest thing ever. No shade, but if I ever had the opportunity to go to a taping of Oprah's show this would always be the one I would want to go to.

Getting my brown paper bag ready, I am

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When the Coons Come Out

Last night was the much anticipated Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion, and true to form the ladies of ATL did not disappoint. Usually I do not condone any form of coonery, but I have to say that from beginning to end I was fully entertained by all the coonish antics. First off, the hands on favorite and winner of the night was NeNe. From the moment the show began NeNe made it known she was not the one to mess with. As always Team Late Weave (Kim and Sheree) tried to get their life and play the victim of NeNe's "trash-talking" ways, but Team NeNe (NeNe by herself) quickly turned the tables and put both those late queens in their place. Needless to say, Team Late Weave had it coming to them all season, and I was glad when NeNe read them both for DIRT.

Another highlight of the night came from little miss Lisa Wu, who also tried to jump in the fight between NeNe and TLW. Lil Miss Blasian defended herself against accusations that she started the whole he-said-she-said drama of the season. I for one did not really get my life off Lisa and Kim's feud, because Lisa's excuse was whack. It doesn't matter if your friends with someone or not spreading gossip like that always causes drama. Anyway lil miss Lisa was feeling her beat, and tried to flex those muscles but all she got from me was a little yawn....NEXT!!!!

The final highlight of the night was the introduction of the SIXTH Housewife. All season long, NeNe's "gay boyfriend" Dwight gave us laughs and insight to his feelings on all the drama, but he delivered big time when he made is way to the stage and preceded to mock Team Late Weave (your so beautiful...and you look so great). But the real read of the night came from Dwight going on Kim's late wig and telling her that she needs "to come up to the 21st century." I don't know about you, but I was dying by this point. All in all the reunion was a hot ghetto mess that I just loved to watch. If you missed any of the drama you need to check your local Bravo TV listings and catch the rerun of this episode, I'm sure it will be playing all weekend.

Until then get into these pics of the reunion last night, and try to keep it classy.

Team NeNe


Team Late Weave

"Keep Your Legs Closed to Married Men"

"Trashy Hooker"

Queen of the Night





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Overkill Much??

Beyonce "Single Ladies" On Ellen.
I love Mrs.Knowles-Carter to death, I really do. But If i see Single Ladies performed one more time, I'm going to go crazy. Beyonce's camp has went the right direction with promotion for this album but, when does it become overkill? I'm ready to see how she performs her next two singles "Halo" and "Diva".

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Welcom to the Peep Show

Oscar de la Renta Leather Mary-Janes - $725


Christian Louboutin Orlan Ponyskin Sandals - $930


Christian Louboutin Catenita - $895


Marni Double platform peep-toe - $790

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Morning Man Bag: CLUTCH Edition

Move over Man Bag there is a new sheriff in town and his name is "The CLUTCH", Seen on various runways from New York To Milan, The Man Clutch is about to emerge. GET READY!!





with my man CLUTCH intact,
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I Have A Christmas Sweetheart

I think I'm in love. Who needs a sweetheart when you could wake up to these on Christmas Day?

Brickston Boot By Ralph Lauren - retail $1100, currently on sale $769

Myra Patent Leather Boot By Ralph Lauren - retail $198, currently on sale $139

Fresno Boot By Ralph Lauren - retail $1100, currently on sale $769

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Tuesday Throwback

As promised, this weeks throwback videos will be to honor No Doubt's return to the studio and the road. The video for Don't Speak, jump started the popularity of No Doubt. From this video, we were first introduced the melodic voice of Gwen Stefani. We also got a first glimpse to her power and innovation as a song writer, as we all know this song is about her seven year relationship with the band's guitar player. Anyway, you can't tell me this song doesn't make you feel some kinda way about that one who had to get the boot for better or for worse.

Sssh Don't Speak, Just Enjoy

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Say It Ain't So Bey, Say It Ain't So

B.C. Jean is a singer/songwriter who actually wrote the song,”If I Were a Boy” and has reportedly taken Beyonce and her father/manager Matthew Knowles to court. BC Jean is claiming copyright infringement because she only allowed Music World/Sony to purchase the rights to the song. I can't wait to see how this story unfolds. Beyonce is probably going to give old girl some coins along with some walking papers and tell her to PUNCHHHHHHHHHH boots! She's still SASHA FIERCE.
info & pics: FilthyRag

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Ultimate Chop

This isn't what I wanted. With this video I saw a jet black 22-inch ponytail, some sickening d&g stilettos, a dark club for the scenery and a light Ciara inspired dance sequence. Did I get any of that? No, so it's a CHOP! And you ask why her album isn't coming out until 2009!

I'm like Boosie: I'm madddddddddd

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We See You Bird Chest

Bow Wow tops Peoples' "The 21 Club" as one of the sexiest men in Hollywood. I find this very amusing. The little pip squeak we saw grow up in front of our faces is now categorized as sexy. First sex scenes on HBO, now sexiest men list, what's next a baby? Damn I forgot about the Super head accusation. Can someone please get Shad Moss some condoms, a personal trainer and a paternity test before I go crazy.

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Lagerfeld for Vice President

He's the House Father For Chanel, He's not new to this; he's true to this. And you ask why he's everything?

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I'm Where the Hood & High Fashion Meet

I needed some inspiration, that's what Dsquared does for me.

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