Showing posts with label Daily Coonery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Daily Coonery. Show all posts

Wednesday

Aubrella Addresses The Butt Rumors

Do I have a new butt? No. Do I have a new respect for keeping a thick booty looking right? Yes. I’ve been many sizes throughout my transition from girl to woman...and I must say I have a new respect for women with curves, it can be a much harder social judgment, self appreciation, and work out but you learn to love squats!

I'm going to be honest, I was never aware that there were accusations of Aubrey's butt being fake. I'm going to leave this one up to you YGT! The question's obvious:




The Fashion Connoisseur

Tea Isn't Only For The Morning

As your favorite, fashion connoisseur you've probably noticed I don't usually post coonery like this on YGT. But, with the slow news day I thought 'Why not give you readers some afternoon tea?' I'm on twitter as you all know (twitter.com/fashionguru88) and about 2 days ago I came across a random picture of Soulja Boy posing in the mirror(pic on the left). Now, I didn't think nothing of the picture aside from the fact this boy is bored and doesn't have nothing better to do than pose in the mirror. I then get on Twitter today and see Soulja Boy ranting about a new picture that's got the Twitter fam and Media Take Out audience going wild. I go to MTO and find a post consisting of the latest picture(pic on the right). I'm confused because I don't understand why anyone would get their life off this pic! It's clearly a plea for attention(look at the first picture) and a plot by MTO to enhance their simple, minded audience. I don't knock MTO and their hustle but, I just don't understand the point of a hate site. I've visited their site a few times and the majority of their content is hatred towards artist and coonery such as the picture to the right. I know we live in a world that loves comic relief but, what's the point of comedy if we're bringing down our artist and culture? I pose a question for the fans of MTO: What's the big hype surrounding this website? What is it that makes it a must-have for the blog readers around the world? Leave your comments, if any in the comments section below!

Signed,
The Fashion Connoisseur

Thursday

Afternoon KeeKee


Clip: Comedic parody of Hov's "Death Of Auto Tune"


I usually have a dry sense of humor but, this shit is funny(excuse my french)!

Signed,
The Fashion Connoisseur

Tuesday

The Force That is Spectacular


As if the first video wasn't enough, Spectacular is back with video #2. He said this one is for the haters. I'm not sure if he meant the haters or the queens. Either way, he's lateboots for this! Real talk.

"I'm back with the black boxer briefs!" <--a serious kiki.

Leave feedback for this coonery in the comments section!

The F.C.

Monday

How Low Can You Go????


Apparently very low for Ciara.

CiCi has stooped to endorsement deals with Coon favorite KFC!!! Now if you buy a large Original Recipe Sandwich Combo from KFC, you get a free copy of Ciara's new album Fantasy Ride. In the words of 6th Housewife of ATL Dwight: How Dreadful!!!

CiCi loses all cool points and therefore must not pass go but instead go back to the studio...ASAP

The Intellect

Tuesday

Morning KiKi



You ever run into that brotha that just won't take a hint?? This is video is for my ladies. Watch and you will understand.

The Intellect

Sunday

Weekend Lesson For the Kids

Below YGT readers I will introduce you to another person who has no idea of who they are. If you are into the blog scene, addicted to Twitter, or both like me, then you have probably seen "singer" (I use that term loosely) Cassie Ventura's new hair cut. I really don't wanna call it a hair cut, because all she did was shave off the side of her head. Now I don't know what she is trying to do by this, but I can suspect that my writing this post is somehow feeding into her plan. Anyway, I digress. Now for today's lesson:


1. Be original
Cassie's hair is neither cutting-edge nor new. If you remember, Kelis did this in 2006 with the release of her album Bossy. And it was Kelis, not Rhianna, who started the Asymmetrical bob cut.

2. If your gonna go drastic, make sure your image matches.
Perhaps I am too soon with this lesson, and Cassie is trying to come for Rihanna in the edgy rocker department. In either case, both women owe their "image" to Fefe Dobson and Kelis.

3. If you wanna get attention ladies, please stop shaving your head to achieve it.
First there was the infamous Brittany Spears breakdown, now we have Cassie trying to create buzz about herself in general. Ladies, if you are going through something don't take it out on your hair. And if you feel the need to express yourself this way, then make sure you can pull it off (refer to lesson #2).

Cassie's new look gives me nothing, and I really wish she would have shaved her whole head. If you look, she has the bone structure and face to pull the look off, but I guess Diddy wasn't going for that. All in all, when the reactions fade away (I give it about 1 more day) and when Cassie goes back to obscurity, then she will do exactly what Brit Brit did and throw some weave in that head and call it a day.

Short hair all day!!!

theINTELLECT

Monday

And This Is Why I Fell Out Of Love With Rap Music

I was recently checking out one of my new favorite blogs Naked with Socks On, and I came across this video he was posting on. The video is by an up and coming rapper named Rondon and his song is called "Strangest Places." Not only is this song wrong in so many ways, the actual video is disgusting, misogynistic, and another way in which today's men in hip-hop feel the need to degrade women to make themselves look more masculine.

Anyway if you can stomach the video it check out the video below, and let me know (men and women) how you feel about this video.

Strangest Places


The Intellect

Flat Butt Coon (NSFW)


I don't even know where to begin with this video: 1.) This girl begins her video by greasing her ass, girl could you not do that before filming? 2.)She has a non-existent ass, it's 2009 if you don't have an ass don't put it on cam. 3.)You filmed your video with those Rue 21 panties on, HONEY POO! Do I even need to continue?

Case dismissed.

The Fashion Connoisseur

Friday

Single Ladies - Gospel Edition


Skip to 2:20 on the video.

Damn, when will this coonery stop?

The F.C.

Thursday

Let Me Tell Ya Something Joe Rogan



I think everyone needs a good laugh in the morning. Enjoy Coons!!

The Intellect

Wednesday

Girllllllllllll, You Know You Need To Quit Part Dos

First you do the calendar as a gift to your long-time boyfriend, Reggie Bush. Now your marketing the calendars to make money! What is the sense in that? A gift is suppose to be specifically for one individual, not the entire world. I'll never understand this Kim Kardashian chick. First stylist, then fuck for bucks chick, now want to be wifey! As I said, Girlllll you know you need to quit.


That is all.

The Fashion Connoisseur

Friday

Soulja Girl Get's All Charges Dropped


I'm elated, Nafiza Ziyad better known as Soulja Girl is getting all charges dropped against her penning from her infamous Marta train incident. After watching her speak on the incident, I'm glad that the charges are getting dropped. As funny as the tape is, at the end of the day the tape is very inappropriate and it's good to know she understands that. I guess it's no more YA, NIGGA, YA's for her.

She'll always be Soulja Girl in my heart.

The Fashion Connoisseur

Monday

Go Ahead And Free Yourself



The Charlotte home of American Idol winner Fantasia Barrino is up for foreclosure and will be auctioned off next week. Well I guess those Color Purple coins are drying up, but if I was Fantasia I would be happy. When I saw her house on MTV Cribs, I thought to myself "When Coons buy a house, how do they decorate?"

Thank you Fantasia for giving me the answer.

The Intellect

Wednesday

When the Coons Come Out

Last night was the much anticipated Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion, and true to form the ladies of ATL did not disappoint. Usually I do not condone any form of coonery, but I have to say that from beginning to end I was fully entertained by all the coonish antics. First off, the hands on favorite and winner of the night was NeNe. From the moment the show began NeNe made it known she was not the one to mess with. As always Team Late Weave (Kim and Sheree) tried to get their life and play the victim of NeNe's "trash-talking" ways, but Team NeNe (NeNe by herself) quickly turned the tables and put both those late queens in their place. Needless to say, Team Late Weave had it coming to them all season, and I was glad when NeNe read them both for DIRT.

Another highlight of the night came from little miss Lisa Wu, who also tried to jump in the fight between NeNe and TLW. Lil Miss Blasian defended herself against accusations that she started the whole he-said-she-said drama of the season. I for one did not really get my life off Lisa and Kim's feud, because Lisa's excuse was whack. It doesn't matter if your friends with someone or not spreading gossip like that always causes drama. Anyway lil miss Lisa was feeling her beat, and tried to flex those muscles but all she got from me was a little yawn....NEXT!!!!

The final highlight of the night was the introduction of the SIXTH Housewife. All season long, NeNe's "gay boyfriend" Dwight gave us laughs and insight to his feelings on all the drama, but he delivered big time when he made is way to the stage and preceded to mock Team Late Weave (your so beautiful...and you look so great). But the real read of the night came from Dwight going on Kim's late wig and telling her that she needs "to come up to the 21st century." I don't know about you, but I was dying by this point. All in all the reunion was a hot ghetto mess that I just loved to watch. If you missed any of the drama you need to check your local Bravo TV listings and catch the rerun of this episode, I'm sure it will be playing all weekend.

Until then get into these pics of the reunion last night, and try to keep it classy.

Team NeNe


Team Late Weave

"Keep Your Legs Closed to Married Men"

"Trashy Hooker"

Queen of the Night





The Intellect

Friday

Run Ri-Ri, Run


Get into this video of Top Tipper well second to Mrs. Carter, Rihanna shot recently at her concert. Her boo/brother/whatever Chris Brown came out to perform alongside her when all of sudden she got sick and ran off the stage. Paramedics were called to the scene but, there has been no statment released from her camp on what illness she may have. Morning sickness maybe? Nonetheless, we hope Ri-Ri is feeling better!!

You didn't hear it from me. ssshhhhhhhhhhh!!

The F.C.

Thursday

Tyra Mail


Keyshia Cole and family are back and ready for a brand new season of their hit reality show The Way It Is. The new season premieres on Tuesday, Nov 11th at 10pm on BET. I am sure there will be plenty of drama and coonery, because we all know when Keyshia's momma goes off she goes ALL THE WAY OFF!!! I hope you all check it out cause I know I will.

In the words of Keyshia's Momma: "Man Down!!"

The Intellect

Tuesday

Throwback Tuesday

Since It's Election day we thought we'd post this funny video of a dance-off between John Mccain and Barack Obama in place of The Throwback Tuesday video. Enjoy coons!!


The Fashion Connoisseur

Friday

Morning Coon


Get into this video of Ms. Karrine Steffans reading off the people who owe her money. She has no class to herself, we understand you want your money and that's fine. But, there is a right and wrong way to do anything and this was defintely the wrong way. On another note, I can't wait to find out who the father of this child she is carrying. If it's Bow Wow's I'm going to gag. I know Maw Maw Teresa is going to gag when they read the blood test from that paternity test. Maury episode much? I can see it!

The Fashion Connoisseur

Tuesday

New Coons On the Block

First there was Flava of Love 1-3, then I Love New York. Now VH1 is bringing you Real Chance of Love. That's right your favorite coons from I Love New York are back and they are looking for love. I must admit, I really have not been into the VH1 reality shows because I really don't like how black people show just how coonish they are for really ugly people and $50,000. But I hate to say that I have always been a fan of Real and Chance (especially Chance), there is something about these two that always keeps me entertained. From the looks of this preview clip below, it is going to be an interesting season. So check out Real Chance of Love premiering October 20th on VH1.



Breaking out my bad weave and my cheap outfits, I am
The Intellect
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